Upside Down Danger
Key Features
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Fantasy Dildo: This terrifying Demogorgon has a flared head with lips on the front and bumps along the back, curved shaft, and muscular ridges. It's colored with red, white, blue, black and silver.
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Suction Cup Base: Enjoy the wide, suction cup base of this dildo. Simply press firmly on any flat surface and enjoy riding it hands-free!
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Harness Compatible: The wide, flanged base is compatible with most strap-on harnesses so you can wear it and play the fantasy roleplay character you come up with!
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Premium Silicone: Made of body-safe, phthalate-free, premium silicone, it is best used with water-based lubricants only.
It's one thing to fight the creatures from beyond the portal on Earth's side... it's another to venture to the Upside Down itself! This demogorgon dick is just as alien and unknown as the rest of its body, and it's time to ride it and discover the weaknesses and strengths of this alien enemy! The head is flared on one side and textured with bumps on the round backside. It has a strong, curved shaft with ridges. How much ecstasy can this dark creature bring? Is it worth the risk? The premium silicone body is smooth with some squish to it that helps it fit in every curve. Completely body-safe, it is phthalate-free and best used with water-based lubricants. The strong suction cup base also doubles as a harness-compatible base for pegging or couples play! Use it hands-free or with a partner in kinky cosplay and fantasy roleplay. After play, wash with warm water and mild soap then spray with a toy cleaner and let it air dry.
You've fallen up to the upside down world of nightmares and forgotten dreams. The darkness envelops you, the cold sets in. Dust and ash float in the air signaling the doom and destruction of your world... If only you could conquer and defeat all of the creatures here before they creep into your realm! Those before you have tried fire, weapons and evasive tactics. Your team has a different plan, one that involves becoming stronger by gathering the DNA of these monsters and mixing it with humans. Hybrids are what your superiors, mad scientists with military clearance, want to create. You split up in twos and stealthily search for smaller monsters. You hear a blood curdling shriek and head towards it. About 100 yards away you see it; a demogorgon on its own. It isn't too big to take on, so you start towards it, your partner circling around to flank it. You whisper in your headset, "Got it in my sights. Go ahead and stun it when you can." You hear the sharp sound of the powerful tranquilizer piercing skin and the shriek of the demogorgon again. It starts running towards you, you're ready to fight, but then it staggers and falls. You approach it and, for good measure, take a taser and electrify it to make sure it won't get up. Then you search for its body. "Ah yes, there it is." You see that these monsters are humanoids after all. There's a long shaft between its legs and all you have to do is extract its seeds. "Watch my six", you tell your partner so they keep an eye out as you do your job. You wore very little below the belt to make this easy, and part your clothing so that your nakedness is bare to the elements. You start to work your magic on the shaft and sure enough it begins to throb. It looks so strange, and you hope you can make it work without a fight. Then you lube up, straddle it, and begin to ride! The feeling is unlike anything you've ever felt before and you find yourself moaning as the wide flare of the tip rubs against your sensitive nerves, heating you up and making you drip with wetness. The body of the demogorgon begins to twitch and your partner readies their gun, aimed for its head in case it does anything that looks like it is feeling awake enough to attack. Finally, your back arches as you feel the spilling of seed inside you, filling you up. You sit, panting, clenching your muscles to gather it all inside. As you rise, you gather the rest of the dripping seed into a vial, and run back to the portal.
Demogorgon Silicone Dildo Specs:
Measurements:
- Overall length: 8.9 inches.
- Insertable length: 8.2 inches.
- Narrowest insertable diameter: 1.7 inches.
- Widest insertable diameter: 3 inches.
Materials:
Color: Red, white, blue, black, silver
Note: Best used with water-based lubricants only.
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